Do you wobble when you’re high?

Picture a romantic stroll through a local zoo with your girlfriend. It’s a pleasant day outside as you walk around the winding paths past the reptile house, the polar bear exhibit, and around the big cat exhibit. You notice your girlfriend smiling at all of the families passing by… and you think to yourself… Self? What could possibly make this day any more perfect?

Well, if you take note from Baby Shambles lead singer Pete Doherty, you’d get a penguin high. Now, I’m not sure if his girlfriend Kate Moss thought it was that amusing, but you have to give credit to a man who tries, right?

A source at Dlisted had said, “Everyone knew he was smoking grass. He was joking about getting the penguins stoned. He threw them his joint and it looked like one penguin gulped it down. It seemed very wobbly.”

Pete Doherty, photo courtesy of Dlisted.com Pete Doherty, photo courtesy of Dlisted.com