Red Carpet Gossip

If you ever got sucked into watching the Anna Nicole Smith show on E! a few years back, you would remember that Anna had an assistant by the name of Kimmie. Kind of on the heavy side, purple hair, always by her side?

Well, I’m sure that some of you have been wondering what the heck happened to her, and what does she think about Anna’s untimely passing. Luckily for you, your search has ended. I present to you Kimmie the Assistant via YouTube, via ET.

Judge Larry Seidlin has just anounced that Anna Nicole’s body will be handed over to Danielynn’s legal guardian, Richard Millstein, to be buried in the Bahamas with her only son Daniel. It must have been a really tough decision for the Judge- he got all teared up as he made his announcement. Our guess? He knew Anna Nicole in a “biblical sense.” Hey if she could sleep with that old wrinkly guy, she’s liable to do anyone.

According to Us magazine, “Six months before Anna Nicole Smith’s tragic death, the pregnant TrimSpa spokesmodel reached out via video to fellow pregnant celeb Britney Spears. In the video, an 8-months-pregnant Smith directly addressed Spears, who was also expecting her second child (their respective babies, Dannielynn and Jayden, were born five days apart in September): “If you see this for some oddball reason – because I look at your stuff, too [referring to Spears’ Web site] – and you want to be friends, I would love so much to hang out with you,” she said. “I think you’re totally cool, and I think we’re about to have babies around the same time…I would just love to meet you.” Smith finished up with her contact info: “You can call my lawyer, my best friend, my confidant Howard Stern. I think everyone has his number. He’ll give it out to you, Britney. Take cares [sic], and I hope that you do great on your second pregnancy. I’m sure you won’t even see this, but if you do, I’d really love to talk to you. Bye.”Alas, a Spears source tells Us no meeting ever took place.  Says the source, “Britney is so wrapped up in her own world and herself that she just doesn’t care.”